Am I Normal?

Here’s my very simple guide to finding out if you’re normal or not.

Whatever your issue is… Google it.

If Google has no suggestions whatsoever for your particular thing, then you’re not normal. If this is the case, you should celebrate, because it’s good to be different.

Chances are though, the dot-com machine will come up with 2,040,000 results in .20 seconds, which should leave you confident that you are not alone.

Following on from this, if your particular complaint generates 1,510,000 results in .13 seconds, then chances are your doctor has seen it before, so there’s no need to be embarrassed about  going and getting a non-internet related diagnosis.

‘Am I normal’ generates 428,000,000 results in .17 seconds.  So I say…yes, yes you are.